My Beautiful Assistant

A roll of Fabriano paper makes a brilliant tunnel. I try to hide in it but make lots of noise rolling round the floor.
Before breakfast I had walked through a palette of orange acrylic paint and left footprints everywhere.
By lunchtime, my mistress had removed a bumblebee from my mouth but it was okay because I had already snacked on three flies. During the afternoon I disappeared for four hours and then had to be rescued from a tree where I tried to stalk a pigeon. Finally I savaged a neighbours hand when he tried to stroke me and then chased after his cat and dog.

I had enough energy left for a quick game of fetch, ate two saucers of chicken and had my bedtime pieces of toast. Then it was time for sleep in my basket. Its a hard life being a cat.....

Tomorrow I might be better behaved but my mistress did say she wanted a little character.
And she got one......